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Text File  |  1995-12-07  |  551b  |  28 lines
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  2. The Tagline for the Day:
  3. N
  4. Coming next from Bill Clinton: Tagline Taxes.
  5. **%0%**
  6. Unknown
  7. ==+1+==
  8. Guns don't kill people...  Irate postal workers kill people.
  9. **%0%**
  10. Unknown
  11. ==+1+==
  12. Psychic Convention Cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
  13. **%0%**
  14. Unknown
  15. ==+1+==
  16. Director of "The Bobbitt Story":  "Action!  Cut!  Cut!"
  17. **%0%**
  18. Unknown
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  20. Fate protects fools, children and ships named Enterprise...
  21. **%0%**
  22. Unknown
  23. ==+1+==
  24. Unzip, expand, explode... What kind of pervert came up with this?
  25. **%0%**
  26. Unknown
  27. ==+1+==
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